According to my father I’m not pretty, thin, or perfect enough.
As the mayor of our town, he wages war against the Steel Knights MC.
Too bad I’m irresistibly drawn to the very bikers he loathes.
After a day of enduring his endless ridicule,
I come home lost in a haze of forbidden biker fantasies.
Moments later I’m in the throes of ecstasy, screaming “Oooh yes!”
